Yeeesss – turn me on with a single touch,
Hooo, my gears are turning, my screen is lighting up.
(Please enter password)
Ugh, press my keys and fill me with your numbers and words. I want those small black balls in
my password bar.
Oh! Unlock me, use me for your needs and more!
I want you to jerk my mouse,
Up and down, side to side, diagonally both ways.
Move in a circle for me! UGH!!!
Click me! Click me faster,
LEFT CLICK, RIGHT CLICK! I WANT BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
I want you to take your big thick fingers, and roll them across my scroller.
Mmhhhhhhh!
Shift click my keys as you write your reflection on Abraham Lincoln, using you heavy and
massive vocabulary. More more I want more! Pull your iTunes on and play me that slow jazz!
Tilting my face a little higher, Show me your beautiful brilliant eyes.
Push your USB into my hole and unload your data! Open my files as you download your illegal
music,
I like my users naughty
Turn on your private window, and search me for your pornographic films!
I want you to CAPS lock me down as you Download your viruses and penetrate
my firewall without any protective programs.
End the day with a romantic autoplay of Grace Helbig and Jenna Marbles. Frank isn’t the only
on getting filthy today. You are the only Tube I need!
YAHOO! Your undying questions of suspicion. It’s okay honey, the government may be
watching, so let’s give them a show to watch. What happens here is between you and me, your
body and my system.
Let’s get it on, with that sexy interface.
You google drive me up the wall with the heavy pushes of my arrows. Up, Down, Left, Right,
push them harder! harder! harder!
IM SPAMMING!
Save 15% or more on car insurances.
The snack that smiles back, goldfish.
*sigh of resolution*
Control alt delete, the memories of your laptop, cause I’m the only personal computer you need.